Further news from burly political science professor:

(Friday after lecture):

jumping up and down "everybody, come to the Prince Alfred (a pub opposite the uni) on Tuesday after 5. We're going to have a pissup (massive drinking session after which few can walk). I want to see you all shitfaced, like I will be. And if you're 17, sod off, I don't want to know about you."

Hahahaha.