questions under no particular order:

Does any of the band members know how to swim?
Can a band member talk to other band members outside of gigs?
Are any of the bandmembers left-handed?
Which of the band members have had sex?
Would band members gang up on other band members in fights?
How many band members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Is Britney Spears one of your influences?
Where does God figure into your lives?
Do you have a dog?
What happens when the guitarist loses his car keys?
What Asian instruments would the band members compose music with?
How many of the band members can bench-press singlehanded?
How many of the band members can bench-press single-handed other band members?
I eat with the left-hand and wipe my ass with my right, how about you?