Making a comic right now, we've engineered a five-handed monkey who fights a large-sombreroed hombre named Dr. Class. Ahmed wants everyone's name who begins with a C to then begin with a K, like Dr. Klass. If we name the monkey Caleb, it'll have to be Kaleb. I said, "Christ" and gave him a spiel about needless aesthetic refining. I pose the question to you two, the five-handed monkey has been tweaked to have a cork in his head so he can pour a well-aged vintage of port into a glass to drink. So he pours the contents of his head into a glass then drinks it to get drunk. There's another tweak but it completely lost my interest. I felt crowded. Reading Nathael West's Day of the Locust. Port-pouring skull-bones! It's a novel where that term might fit right in.