I wrote a massive post. Amazingly, it didn't get deleted. Then I realised it fit well into a story I'm writing. I'm going to submit the thing for a short story anthology. It, of course, rambles like no other so I'm gonna try and obscenely trim and craft the story. It's about writing. It's self-conscious about the act of writing. It's semi-autobiographical. This is like a 2000 word story, so I might just stick this somewhere else.