I've got this damned song Underground in my head by Ben Folds Five.


I was never cool in school
I'm sure you don't remember me
And now it's been 10 years
I'm still wondering who to be
But I'd love to mix
In circles, cliques, and social coteries - that's me
Hand me my nose ring (Can we be happy?)
Show me the mosh pit (Can we be happy?)
We can be happy underground

Who's got the looks, who's got the brains
Who's got everything
I got this pain in my heart, that's all
Hey you with the long and lonely face
There's got to be something else
Let me tell ya something else
There was this girl who passed me by
She gave a smile but I was shy
I looked down, so down
Don't look there no no, go go underground
But now there's a place to go
It's the morning, it's the evening
It's everything
I click my heels and I'm there


I don't really relate to the song because I was way too distracted in High School by pesty things like sex and drinking to really worry about not fitting in or being a dork. People probably thought I was a grade A loser and a dork, but I was too busy sucking dick to care.

I AM joking, of course. I was doing my homework (whilst drunk).