It was a necessary thing, I had to recover from my tequila allergies. Fringe benefits were that passing out saved my mobile phone from being lobbed into the swimming pool. The cartoon where two people stand beneath a sign saying, "strictly no knife-juggling allowed" and the caption reads, as if one of them were talking: "I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to juggle knives"; indeed, this comes to mind.

Coming home the 30th of July.