A bit $#@% long!? You're just asking for a beatdown

Vinny: Hello all, Lord of the Rings is a long movie [please kick my ass]
Han: Uh ok Vinny [just stop falling asleep and pretending that you didn't, you critical bastard]

... is a conversation that hypothetically takes place, and yet I foresee it actually happening.

But seriously... too long? It is a book after all, the complaints drastically outweigh what can actually be negatively commented about the movie which I think Vinny proves, so more power to the furry fetish people.

"Tip toe, by the window, there is where I'll be come tip toe, by the garden, with me"
- God to Adam