"I love the mix of journalism and cynicism". Christ, I thought that was clever at the time. Bali? Why? they didn't bomb your legs off? You and your sympathy genes have no effect on me. Fuck. Excuse me, I'm in a funk today.
That's the sweetness of Granta, Joli, cheap, high-brow reading. Oh why didn't I think of it in the first place, I could've started the Victorian porno genre (cheap yet highbrow?) fuck that's been done too. Speaking of which a lesbian scene was aired in some adaptation of some racy novel from some period (I pride myself on accuracy). "Tipping the velvet", I heard it was god-awful, but then again I cannot complain against that kind of thing, it's against my political leanings.
Read something about a porno being banned in New Zealand because the health minister invoked the little known law that maternity wards cannot be the place of explicit sexual stuff. "I'll never see a civil facility used like that ever". heh. Little did she know the secret of maternity wards. Porno makes me want to say "Shit Blazes!".