Roll over Encarta. Have a peep at this.

Enthusiasm has been leaking since the beginning of April. I don't think I can keep this up. Only a month left. A fucking month. I'll do the bastard standing on my head. Graduation falls on the day after my b-day. I'm gonna get so drunk I'll forget the century.

Prospective things after graduation:

1/ A social experiment where I recite a bunch of lines at the top of my voice on a train, then repeat only this time with a ear phone (suggesting a hands-free kit).

2/ Making realistic body parts to stick beside a statue on campus that has sunk into the soil. In theory this will make it look like if has fallen on top of someone. I have models sketched out in my head.