I would also just like to say the Prime Minister of Australia is a complete fuck job. This man (John "Evil Goblin" Howard) was interviewed yesterday and asked whether it was true that Australia is descending into another recession.

His answer (said very sheepishly):

"Well, no ... no! Of course not. No recession." *eyes dart around the room*

Idiot.

Also go to today's Uber to read a funny little imagined scenario involving George W. Bush.