DAMN motherfuckO.

What the hell is up with geoshities? FUCKINSUNSABITCHCUNTSLAPPHEADS

Vinayak Sri Ram: YOU SCARE ME.

Humpa humpa

Where is your god when you need him? Huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now? [coughing] Here I come, god. Here I come, you fucking rat! - The Mole

my site is back with a really old update, like a couple of days after september 11th.

the body of text interred with voluminous ink
rewrites itself after the writer rethinks
suspended by carelessness
surrounded by non-descript
pen seduce paper before either can blink

SHIT! - sorry people

*cartman voice* Another baby child is born in the ghetto ...

Bought the Slayer album (hey!) and then bought one of the new therapy? singles (boo!), I said it on your guestbook, but Happy b-day Joli. Belated, of course. How is everyone? I know why the caged bird sings? Because it's in a bloody cage, you foolish song writer.

Throw that into your pretentious gullits and swallow! ad infinitum. naked.

I learnt about versification a couple of weeks back. It concerns stressed and unstressed syllables in poetry, when you think in those terms it even song lyrics from System Of A Down seem to make sense.

the horse left the stable,
the porter, his bed.
my luggage is heavy
and so is my head.

It's the drink says the left cortex I'm inclined to agree, though
I haven't drunk more than two cups of tea - in terms of beer though.

So how are you all? I've been fairly occupied with reading and watching TV
It's nice but I'm needing of larger things, as Television is a drug I consume shamelessly
I'd prefer to go out on the pull, or just winge on this website, incessantly.

I'm quite bored now, I'd better stop rhyming;
my heads getting large with my uncanny timing.
I'll stop now because; it's getting quite sad
So good night boys and girls, don't feel too ruffled.


Please laugh and disregard everything I say (after reading it, of course)

YAY! Thanks Meekz. It is good to be old. AHhh.

And what's with all the talk of ass-lickin'?

Pray that no one ever finds the cure to 'South Park Fever.'

Who is going to KL this Xmas?

I may make a special guest appearance. Oh! How very fucking uninteresting for you all.

by the way, everyone who dies is not "original" and everyone who is living is not hack

by the way, everyone who dies is not "original" and everyone who is living is not hack

wicked! So Meeks will be in KL this Christmas. Funky. What is going to be uneasy is that we'd be flying over the middle east. I for one will hide a plastic fork and a knife in my vest - counter-terrorist equipment. by the way, I don't have a heineken shirt, but now that you mention it, I need to have one.

corpus!? I've learnt about poetry today, interesting. Bought a chessboard for 50p at a chari-dee shop, it had a piece missing. But in the end, the matter is playing chess. Also I saw alot of the original Thomas Crown Affair, which was pretty cool, although Faye Dunaway pales in comparison with the foreign chick. Oh yeah, saw a movie called "In the company of men", which was disturbing, about two guys who agree to play a game with a girl where they both start dating her, say nice things to her, and at the end of it, fuck her over. Again, it's really disturbing.

So corpus requires time, yeah? The theme is madness, what is the situation? We said it should be a person dealing with his computer crashing. Should we expand on that. Joli email me or something.

You know, I'd forgotten about corpus. We should definetely get that off the ground again. It was fun to write!

You all scare me.

Piercing.

That's the exact same way I like my coffee, funnily

The (pen)ultimate joke goes like so:

A child walks into a store, buys some candy then walks out. After taking two licks to the lollipop trips over a stone and drops the lollipop and scrapes his knee.

Humour: After getting something he really wants, the child loses it as quickly a he acquires it.

I like my jokes like I like my women.

Funny, offensive, and loose.

Whether we try to or not we are probably offending EVERYONE. Which is okay with me.

My middle name is Grace. Mikko's middle name, I think, is Sakari. Am I making this up? I don't know. I am guessing. But I think it is Sakari. I remember thinking it was a stealth like nickname, going undetected in Boston.

Whoop-de fucking doo indeed.

PS: my middle name is "Han", Vinayak's middle name is "Sri", and Meeks' is an empty space