toot toot!
da bike police.
toot toot!
da bike police.

jager. yum.

I like stories.

Well that is much more than I have to say about the two reporters. I've seen his book, I think it was controversial when it came out. Put forth alot of negative notions of the British way of life, something like that.

Well Diablo 2 has made me feel less guilty for not having a social life. I am trying to download the file off this sadly-too-slow t1 connection. I might be coming back to KL on New Years Eve, I feel a bender coming on that day.

Johnathan Dimbleby?! He sounds like a character from a bad Dicken novel. Just kidding, I know who he is. He's a good mediator like all reporters epitomising the political milieu so very well. Disappointing though, the political beliefs imbue a reporter rather than a reporters ethics pragmatically imbuing his political beliefs. Jeremy Paxman is good, he gets politicians to commit to things, a commiting politician is at least a promising politician, heh.

HEAHAHAHAHAAHA.

The onion has really picked up its game over the past few months. I will write more later but I have a fever. FEV-AH. Fucking hell.

I was talking Northern Hemispheric summer, yo. Yay!

Marty Beckerman has a really abrasive writing style. You try to digest what he writes and then he slaps you with something else before you have the chance to say "big titted cheerleader."

Vin. THAT JOKE WAS SICK. I can't even laugh. Okay. I *tittered*. But it was against my better judgement!

Just a quick show of hands, please: who all are going to be in K.L. next summer? Forgive me if I've already asked this question, I be havin' a short term memory, mon.

multiple sex squared
tantric shit I can't even begin to fathom

Gotta get a computer game! I'm going crazy from solitude.

I think Blogger is being a fucking bastard again.

That conversation made me laugh out loud dude. That is some fucking funny shit.

I love what it says on that tshirt. Why? Because it's fucking true!

Hmm. When Kabul fell. I don't know. I considered shaving off my girl-beard as a sign of solidarity.

Q. Can we fix it?
A. Yes we can.

strangeness can orgy, you started with the wrong premise. You have to say, "yes, orgies of strangeness can occur", thus intercourse of orgies is possible. My prevailing evidence would be that witches and mummies can for instance have sex.

GRRR, Mikko! You're an ANIMAL! Work the camera, make love to the camera! GRrr baby, yeah!

hehheeheh :D

Who is that with you in the picture, Meekz?

right, computers suck. my new website is at http://myopicboy.blogspot.com

An expressions I particularly enjoyed from Vin's response: "orgy of strangeness."

I just took a year of medieval history ie. why things are secular blah blah blah. I don't know if the church and the state are reconcilable, and a few months ago I would have said "who gives a fuck" but obviously it is of some importance now. Who do you pledge allegiance to - your country or your religion? I can't even conceive of having to make such a decision being totally disassociated from any form of organised religion (this is what happens when your father is a Muslim, your mother is a Roman Catholic, both are entirely too religious, and you go to the pub nearly every day). Who is more important? WHAT is more important - having welfare to back you up if you fall on hard times, or living a shithouse life in the belief you'll be rewarded and then having nothing?

I don't understand religion. I don't care if religion is misogynistic, whatever, I just don't get it. I don't know what the appeal is, I try to believe in God but I can't, I've tried going to church and have fallen asleep and made loud grunting noises. I remember being five years old and telling my mother that I didn't think there was any such thing as God. I remember my mother having a car accident the ONE SUNDAY I didn't go to church as a youngster, and thinking to myself that if there was a God, I didn't care to believe in one that would be so vengeful.

The concept of the 'hugpunch' blows my fucking mind. It really does.

Yes, Han: I can never get to your site. Every day I try and every day I fail. Geocities, although it has a bad reputation, is very reliable. I think it is a good idea to start up another.

I think it may have been Kerouac.

I am not making sense because it is 1.30am and I must sleep.

I'm going to make a new website because it pisses me off that I can't look at my site. Posterity held constant, I like to look at my bland site and think people appreciate the bitch. Had a colonial writing lecture today which felt like a concussion. I hate it when the lecturer reads off of a sheet of paper, equals no charisma and flat subject matter.

So I've been watching more TV, Soderbergh's The Limey is on TV on monday!!! Good shit. Also there is a bunch of 60s Argentinian sexploitation films on late on saturday nights. I'm a thrill escape junkie that loves to experience the non-experience.

hugpunch - to hug and punch someone at the same time

Last night I read about Olsen's (dunno his first name) theory of breath. Or maybe it was Kerouac that came up with it, anyways, its what Alan Ginsberg uses to write his many early poems like Howl and Kaddish, that the measure of a poems line is as long as the poems breath. Symbolic relevance that I can't hope to reproduce here. In relation to the the tight structures of meter and rhyme, specifically counting syllables unstressed or stressed, etc. It liberates (thought of a word, liberature, hehe - fucked up) the thought from formal constraints.

Hello.

Back in the day, when we all used to write lengthy serious responses (peppered with that oddword humour we all have come to know and love) we used to get a lot of hits a day. A lot. Lately, as we haven't been writing much, our audience has started looking elsewhere for the wit and charm we once provided in megadoses.

We will win you back. YES YOU. I SEE you giving me evil stares from the corner. Cold. So cold. Mehejh.

ANYWAY. Yes, a restructuring sounds like a good idea. Today was my last day of uni (huzzah! One step closer to a funky poli-sci degree), and so I think I will be spending a lot more time getting this all up and running as a better platform for our witty banter.

The question you have posed, Vin, is a very interesting one. Questions of a nation's sovereignty, and ethnic/national allegiance would obviously come into play.

Did you know Iceland is the only country in the world that can technically call itself a nation-state, because it is over 90% ethnically homogenous? This fact gets my mojo going.

Okay. Time to get back into the SWING of the Odd Word. Yes.

PLEASE, if you are a reader, COMMENT. I don't give a fuck what you say, just say something for the love of CHRIST.

Subjects for debate, anyone? The world is a dark place at present, I'm sure there's something we can write about.